Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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