Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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