Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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