absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Jerry, you need to find god
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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