Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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