Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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