i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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