Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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