So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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