I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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