how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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