BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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