He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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