I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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