We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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