i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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