there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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