He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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