Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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