why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
organizing the empties. That sober.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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