Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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