she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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