The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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