He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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