Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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