It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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