Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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