She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
In America we eat man semen.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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