I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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