No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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