Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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