So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Shame - the story of my life.
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