so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Damn victory sex feels great
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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