I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
