Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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