Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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