whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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