So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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