At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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