Someone shit on the floor
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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