And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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