i just made my gag reflex go away.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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