i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He did a backflip because drugs
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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