Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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