I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize