Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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