I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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