I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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