There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
