The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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