you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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