i will never coherently bang her
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Randomize
