I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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